…the future of Pizza (X)
YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS.
I hope all food is ordered this way in the future
me every time I actually leave the house to do something social.
No joke I reblogged this one morning and got my first kiss that day
seriously tho, i reblogged this the day before i went to the party i met my boyfriend at
march 6th, 1991 | happy birthday, tyler!
(Source: tyler-daily, via lurkqueen)
Lazy Town-Cooking by the book remix
Lazy Town ft. Lil Jon
(Source: kawaiijohn, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Greatest Selfie of all time.
GOD ISN’T EVERY SINGLE THING ON THE PLANET BETTER WHEN A FAMOUS PERSON DOES IT?????????????????? FUCK!!
A Fedora is classy as fuck. The Trilby is like it’s douchey younger cousin that is easier to get a hold of but still looks okay if you wear it with the right fucking outfit .
You have been educated.